Number of offspring arguing over spraying snow-in-a-can on windows in December: 2
Number of offspring clamouring to clean it off come January: 0
Time taken for decorating with fake snow: 2 mins
Time taken to remove fake snow: it's still not all gone so...
Cloths needed for removal: more than 4. I only had 4. I then started using a towel but some of it just won't budge.
Irritation level with fake snow: too high to record
Likelihood of this all happening again next year: 100%. I'm too soft.
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